Hi, Sorry, I gave up on War & Peace, as much as I would love to agree with you, and I tried, believe me, but the undertaking overwhelmed me, and I stopped and said "Old Lady" if you do not want to read it, Don't. Love Mom
Mr. T., this be the summertimes. That be why come your woman rolling she eyes at you. Them flowers is a bloom, the birds be a chirping, and Burger King gettin' ready to introduce they Lite Barbecue Pork Rib Pizza Roll Smoothie Shake Sandwich Frittata served with they Extra Mayo Pancake Flapjack Cinnabon Paprika Cheese Sauce and a healthy side of carrots. And you be inside reading some boojie ass white people book that ain't got no black on black suggestive sexual situations for adult eyes only in it. Sksst!! Get your pale honky butt out the chair and take your woman on a romantical stroll through them pretty flowers and steals yourself a kiss undertwixt that old sycamore tree. Now that what Rondell talkin' about! We finna turn this summertime fun from PG into some NC-17!!!
And another thing! Iffin' you want Rondell for some participation up on your Secret Society Book Club club you need to diversify your selected reading materials. If I was walking down the street with some War and Piece book, I'd lose all my street cred! Now here go my selection for the Book Club club: Succulent: Chocolate Flava III by Zane. That one hell of a cliffhanger with lots of twists and turns along way. Plus they got it for affordable on amazon.com. I already got my copy here so y'all let me know when you ready. By the way, Grandma Barb, I'm pretty sure 100% that they probably got it at your local library.
Rondell, I gave up and got War & Peace on tape, yes tape, Audrey Hepburn,is the star. Are you sure you are not pulling my leg on this Chocolate Flava III by Zane. I will inquire at the library. grandma barb
Grandma Barb, I don't know if they got them books on tale for Zane or not. If not, what Rondell can do is get out my trusty Memorex 5000 tape recorder with high-speed forward/reverse technology and read that boom to you on tape. I'll also make you a mix tape of some of Rondell's favorites tracks by such artists as Luther Vandross, Nicky Minaj, L'il Scoops, and DJ Lockjaw.
Rondell, I have to tell you, while watching nature today, I had company, a beautiful bull snake, but as there were 3 young children here at the time I had to cut its head off, and it bled, did you know snakes bleed? Thank you for all your responses, I look forward to them. grandma barb
Grandma Barb, the debbil himself must have been up in that snake! It's a good thing you saved them children from that serpent taking them children over to the dark side.
Hi, Sorry, I gave up on War & Peace, as much as I would love to agree with you, and I tried, believe me, but the undertaking overwhelmed me, and I stopped and said "Old Lady" if you do not want to read it, Don't. Love Mom
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ReplyDeleteI understand. I'm going to pick a better book for June.
Love,
John
Mr. T., this be the summertimes. That be why come your woman rolling she eyes at you. Them flowers is a bloom, the birds be a chirping, and Burger King gettin' ready to introduce they Lite Barbecue Pork Rib Pizza Roll Smoothie Shake Sandwich Frittata served with they Extra Mayo Pancake Flapjack Cinnabon Paprika Cheese Sauce and a healthy side of carrots. And you be inside reading some boojie ass white people book that ain't got no black on black suggestive sexual situations for adult eyes only in it. Sksst!! Get your pale honky butt out the chair and take your woman on a romantical stroll through them pretty flowers and steals yourself a kiss undertwixt that old sycamore tree. Now that what Rondell talkin' about! We finna turn this summertime fun from PG into some NC-17!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd another thing! Iffin' you want Rondell for some participation up on your Secret Society Book Club club you need to diversify your selected reading materials. If I was walking down the street with some War and Piece book, I'd lose all my street cred! Now here go my selection for the Book Club club: Succulent: Chocolate Flava III by Zane. That one hell of a cliffhanger with lots of twists and turns along way. Plus they got it for affordable on amazon.com. I already got my copy here so y'all let me know when you ready. By the way, Grandma Barb, I'm pretty sure 100% that they probably got it at your local library.
ReplyDeleteRondell, I gave up and got War & Peace on tape, yes tape, Audrey Hepburn,is the star. Are you sure you are not pulling my leg on this Chocolate Flava III by Zane. I will inquire at the library. grandma barb
ReplyDeleteGrandma Barb, I don't know if they got them books on tale for Zane or not. If not, what Rondell can do is get out my trusty Memorex 5000 tape recorder with high-speed forward/reverse technology and read that boom to you on tape. I'll also make you a mix tape of some of Rondell's favorites tracks by such artists as Luther Vandross, Nicky Minaj, L'il Scoops, and DJ Lockjaw.
ReplyDeleteJohn, Hope you received some credit today for all the love you have for your young"uns.HAPPY FATHERS DAY, Love Mom
ReplyDeleteMom and Rondell,
ReplyDeleteI'm a lucky man to have such a good Mom and wonderful daughter in law;
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Daughter In law?! She be out in the boonies in Oklahoma! This Rondell speaking to you!
ReplyDeleteRondell, I have to tell you, while watching nature today, I had company, a beautiful bull snake, but as there were 3 young children here at the time I had to cut its head off, and it bled, did you know snakes bleed? Thank you for all your responses, I look forward to them. grandma barb
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ReplyDeleteGrandma Barb, the debbil himself must have been up in that snake! It's a good thing you saved them children from that serpent taking them children over to the dark side.
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